Literature
Uncle Jokes...
Serinda rolled her eyes as she flounced out the school doors--"Thanks a LOT, Mom," she groaned inwardly, for her Uncle Lloyd was waiting to pick her up in his lime green 1956 Packard. Don't beep the horn please do NOT beep the horn oh God don't let him--- AHH-OOOOOGAH!!! "OVER HERE, Serindy-Mindy!" Uncle Lloyd shouted jovially, exposing the fifteen year old's hated childhood nickname to everyone within earshot; her face crimson, Serinda climbed into the passenger seat, slamming the door. "Yikes! Go easy on old Betsy," chuckled Uncle Lloyd, revving the engine. "Have a bad day, sweetie?" "Just DRIVE," his niece snarled through clenched teeth, and he peeled out with all the devil-may-care zest of the bachelor uncle who has refused to grow up. "Knock-knock," grinned Uncle Lloyd, as they drove along; tight-lipped, Serinda gazed sullenly out the window. "Knock-knock," Uncle Lloyd repeated in his most winning tones--"Who's there!" his niece snapped. "Orange!" "No, Uncle Lloyd!